FIG. 0 — THE SPECIMEN

LIQUICAT

$POURR

THE MOST LIQUID ASSET ON SOLANA.

A cat that is simultaneously a solid and a liquid. Select an apparatus below; the specimen will comply. He always complies. That is the finding.

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Acquire specimen Chart The Institute

RESULT: AWAITING VESSEL SELECTION.

SECTION 1 — PUBLISHED RESULT

The Finding

Laboratory documentation photograph: the calico specimen seated on a white bench beside glassware containing decanted portions
FIG. 1 — SPECIMEN WITH DECANTED PORTIONS, BENCH 4.

“On the rheology of cats”, Rheology Bulletin (2017). Ig Nobel Prize, Physics. AUTHOR'S NAME WITHHELD AT THE REQUEST OF THE DIGNITY COMMITTEE.

Science asked whether a cat can be both a solid and a liquid. It could. It won a prize. The Institute of Feline Rheology merely found the specimen who perfected the result.

LIQUICAT takes the shape of any container while conserving exactly one thousand millilitres of cat. He has been decanted through funnels, certified in graduated cylinders, and briefly solidified by a cucumber. The incident remains under review.

Phase rule, replicated without exception: LIQUID when comfortable. SOLID when startled.

SECTION 2 — SPECIMEN DATA SHEET

Specimen Data Sheet

STATE
SOLID AND LIQUID (CONCURRENT)
VISCOSITY
MOOD-DEPENDENT
VOLUME
1,000,000,000 UNITS
LP
BURNT (EXOTHERMIC, NOTED)
TAX
0%
CONTAINER COMPATIBILITY
TOTAL

SECTION 3 — LABORATORY PRACTICAL

The Decanting

Decant the specimen into the certified cylinder. Tilt the bench. Gravity does the rest — unless a cucumber is involved, in which case the specimen will briefly hold a strong opinion. Use that.

ETHICS STATEMENT

  • The specimen consents by flowing.
  • No vessel shall be deemed too small.
  • Volume shall be conserved at all times.
  • DO NOT BRING CUCUMBERS — ⚠ CUCUMBER DETECTED ON PREMISES (overruled by budget)

SECTION 4 — MATERIALS AND METHODS

Acquisition

No pipette required.

  1. Obtain a vessel

    Install Phantom or any Solana wallet. The specimen is indifferent to brand.

  2. Add solvent

    Fund it with SOL from any exchange. SOL is the carrier medium.

  3. Decant

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  4. Observe conservation

    He is now in your bag. He fits. He always fits. Log the observation.

SECTION 5 — PROJECTED TRAJECTORY

Phase Diagram

COMFORT → TRUST → SOLID SLUMP FULL POUR SUPERFLUID (UNREACHED. HE KNOWS.) LAUNCH FIRST DECANT CHARTED
FIG. 2 — PROJECTED TRAJECTORY ACROSS PHASE SPACE.

SECTION 7 — THE STORAGE ROOM

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Peer review is ongoing. The specimen is ambivalent. The community is not.

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